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CA$45.99CA$39.09
Regular priceCA$45.99
Launch price −15%· ends January 31CA$39.09
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Soft, lightweight everyday tee
Pick your size and how big the print is, then add it to your cart.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in · 46 cm | 28 in · 71 cm |
| M | 20 in · 51 cm | 29.25 in · 74 cm |
| L | 22 in · 56 cm | 30.25 in · 77 cm |
| XL | 24 in · 61 cm | 31.25 in · 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26 in · 66 cm | 32.5 in · 83 cm |
| 3XL | 28 in · 71 cm | 33.5 in · 85 cm |
Measured laid flat: chest width straight across, 1 in below the armholes; length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Lay one that fits well flat and compare. Sizes can vary by about 1 in.
Bring on the bold humor with the It Burns When I Pee Retro Mascot design! Featuring a groovy vintage cartoon character stepping in front of a retro rainbow frame with doodle stars and hearts, this artwork pairs classic vintage aesthetics with an unexpectedly funny phrase. It is ideal for meme lovers, fans of sarcastic humor, and anyone who appreciates ironic retro style. Rock this humorous design on a weekend coffee run, a road trip with friends, a relaxed game night, or a college campus hangout. It also makes an unforgettable gag gift or birthday present for a friend who loves to make people double-check what they just read. Every item is printed to order in the garment style, color, and size you choose, with no minimum orders and smooth shipping across the US and Canada. Select your favorite color and start spreading the laughs today!
Ring-spun cotton (Gildan 64000)
