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CA$72.99CA$62.04
Regular priceCA$72.99
Launch price −15%· ends January 31CA$62.04
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Soft fleece crewneck, ribbed cuffs
Pick your size and how big the print is, then add it to your cart.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in · 51 cm | 27 in · 69 cm |
| M | 22 in · 56 cm | 28 in · 71 cm |
| L | 24 in · 61 cm | 29 in · 74 cm |
| XL | 26 in · 66 cm | 30 in · 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28 in · 71 cm | 31 in · 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30 in · 76 cm | 32 in · 81 cm |
Measured laid flat: chest width straight across, 1 in below the armholes; length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Lay one that fits well flat and compare. Sizes can vary by about 1 in.
This hilarious design features a quirky cartoon goat sporting star sunglasses and a colorful propeller cap alongside the bold text 0% Stress 100% Delusion. It captures a silly, delightfully unbothered mood that brings instant smiles to everyone around. This look is perfect for meme enthusiasts, animal lovers, and anyone who tackles life with a fun, carefree attitude.
Slip it on for a cozy weekend coffee run, a road trip with friends, a casual board game night, or a laid-back family gathering. It also serves as a thoughtful gift for that humor-loving friend, classmate, or coworker who always keeps things lighthearted and entertaining.
Each order is printed to order on the exact garment, color, and size you select, with no minimum limits and fast shipping throughout the US and Canada. Go ahead and choose your favorite color to claim yours today.
Cotton-poly fleece (Gildan 18000)